A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer. - Annaeus Seneca
I'm not really sure what mine was, but I can think of the worst gift I've ever given...it was the one time I thought it'd be a fantastic idea to kidnap one of my friends and plan a day of fun for her. In theory, it was sure to be awesome. But kidnapping someone is kind of tricky being that they have no idea what you're doing or why they're suddenly being blindfolded etc... Fortunately, my friend is super sweet & she realized the truth of Seneca's words above; so she was a really good sport about the whole thing : )
Anyhow, since I'm pretty good at coming up with crappy gift ideas, I thought I'd share a few.
So, here ya go!
1. A handmade card that says “I know you love animals and I wanted to give you the gift of whale-watching, so this is just for you” and then there’s a mirror taped to the inside of the card.
2. A gift basket that includes a gift card for plastic surgery. A sticky note that says, "I thought you could really use this!" is stuck to the gift card.
3. A "specially-made" (this is code for HOMEMADE)pair of Spanks that's "For Double Chins" accompanied by a card that says, "Yesterday, I was watching your face while you were laughing and I knew exactly what to get for you. Enjoy!"
Part I: So, You’re a Loser. Let’s Fix That”
Part II: Still A Loser? Let’s Take Another Stab At This
Part III: The Art of Giving Up Gracefully- Learning to Embrace Your Inner (and Outer) Loser
It's great if you've written the books yourself and if they're not actually books but they're actually scribbled notes written on the backs of old receipts that have been stapled together.
Hope this list comes in handy!!